People around the globe are prepping for a massive outbreak of Coronavirus (funny how every election year, we are plagued with a different virus).
In areas where the virus has not yet been found, people are stockpiling tissue, bleach, hand sanitizer, face masks, and other household items (you know, just in case).
Not only have people been stockpiling the essentials, people are also purchasing Hostess products.
That's right, because you cannot ride out a deadly virus without hoarding Twinkies, Cupcakes, Ding Dongs, Ho-ho's, and more!
(Screw a balanced diet. We gotta have Hostess! It will save us against the evil Corona! Let's all panic!)
Call me crazy, but I prefer hoarding wine. If the world is going to succumb to a deadly virus, I want to go out in style!