Ever been so turned on during a Zoom call (a business call), that you dropped trough and pleasured yourself? No? Then you've never been on Jeffrey Toobin's level of creep.
Jeffrey Toobin, a reporter for The New Yorker and a Chief Legal Analyst for CNN, was suspended from The New Yorker for exposing himself to colleagues on a Zoom call. The incident is being called an "accident." Toobin released a statement to Vice regarding the situation:
"I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers. I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video."
The 60-year-old is also "on leave" from CNN, and a few of his appearances have been postponed indefinitely.
I am NOT buying that this was an accident. Dude wanted to rub it out to his colleagues. All he is doing is trying to save face by playing the accident card. You don't just take your dick out and jack it in the middle of a meeting. He wanted everyone to see his 60-year-old meat stick.
What makes this story tragic is that kids might have watched him do this. A lot of kids are home with their parents, and any of the men and women on the call could have kids peeking around the computer to see what was going on. My son does that all the time.
Jeffrey Toobin, you could have fucking waited until AFTER the call. Was it necessary for your old ass to take Viagra before a Zoom meeting? Also, are you totally opposed to the concept of pants? Wear them. They are nice. They don't have to be black slacks. Do what all of us do on Zoom calls: Wear a nice shirt, and pajama pants.
Easy peasy. Now go and get yourself help. Keep your Toobin in your pants, Jack.
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