It's the drip heard 'round the world. If you watched Thursday's news conference, not only were you dumbfounded by Rudy Giuliani's conspiracy theories, you were puzzled as to what was dripping down the sides of his head!
Giuliani, Donald Trump's personal defense lawyer, started his press conference with the tired conspiracy theories that have already been debunked. He went on and on about how mail-in ballots are fraudulent, election machines were tampered with, ballots were dumped, and that Democrat's are the culprits of a massive election scheme designed to ruin "Lord" Donald Trump.
Toward the middle of the press conference, Giuliani did a horrible impression of Joe Pesci's character from the movie "My Cousin Vinny." The impression had no basis on the pile of verbal diarrhea spewing forth from his mouthpiece.
Shortly after, Giuliani sprung a leak. A dark substance started oozing down his face. An individual that was operating the Trump campaign's press conference feed was heard saying, "You see f---ing Rudy's hair dye dripping down his face?" (video below)
Of course, the internet had mad jokes about it:
What the hell is going on here? First, Giuliani is caught touching his old guy genitalia. Now his shoe polish hair dye is dripping off his face, like it's trying to escape from his bullshit.
You know you're a terrible person when your own hair dye doesn't wanna claim you. Dayum!