​"Let's have a trial by combat." 
Those are the words Rudy Giuliani snatched from Game of Thrones, and used to help incite a deadly riot at our Capital.  
DRIPiani told a White House reporter last week that the quote, and the character who said it, inspired him.
"I was referencing the kind of trial that took place for Tyrion in that very famous documentary about fictitious medieval England. When Tyrion, who is a very small man, is accused of murder. He didn't commit murder, he can't defend himself, and he hires a champion to defend him."

Likening Trump and his army of hatemongers to Tyrion Lannister is just absolute garbage. As completely fucked up as Tyrion was throughout the series, he had one thing that Trump and his hatemongers don't have: he had an ounce of a soul. Tyrion redeemed himself time and time again. You can't say the same for Trump and his supporters. 
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Giuliani told the reporter that his "trial by combat" speech referred to a trial between machines, voting machines to be exact. He added that his "trial by combat" speech did not help incite the riot. 
"It incited no violent response from the crowd. None. The crowd didn't jump up saying, 'Lock him up, throw him to jail, go to hell.' I've had speeches where people jump up and say, 'lock him up.' It was not an emotional — it was not an emotion-inspiring part of the speech."

That speech didn't generate a violent response from the crowd? Huh. 
So, 6 people didn't die during the Capital riot, and the Capital building wasn't violently broken into and ransacked? Interesting.

Rudy Giuliani, you are a fucking joke. I can see why people are scrambling to disbar you from the NY State Bar. You completely aided those extremists to cause destruction to our Capital. You incited that crowd to spit in the very face of our democracy. Not only should you be disbarred and jailed, you should be kicked out of the country. You are a traitor. 

Kelly Clarkson has been one of America's sweethearts for nearly 20 years. She was the first person to win American Idol, and she has spawned hit record after hit record. 
The fame didn't come without its bumps in the road. Clarkson talked about her American Idol days on her talk show Friday, and she mentioned that people were not nice to her back then. She reminisced with her guest that day, Jennifer Love Hewitt:
"People were really mean to us because we're from a talent show and it was the first season. Like, everyone was so rude to us, like, on the carpet. ...It was so bad. It was a horrible experience."

Hewitt herself knows a thing or two about being on a singing show. Hewitt got her start on Disney Channel's "Kid's Incorporated." I remember watching JLH on that show, as well as Stacy Ferguson. 

I remember back in the day when people called "Kid's Incorporated" a Mickey Mouse Club knock-off. That "knock-off" launched Jennifer Love Hewitt's career, as well as Stacy "Fergie-Ferg" Ferguson's career. 
JLH's advice is golden, because she's been there. I'm glad Kelly Clarkson received that advice. 

​Betty White may be turning 99 on Sunday, but she is still a spicy and sexual goddess in the very depths of her soul. *Rawr!*
An 'Avengers' hunk visited Jimmy Fallon on Thursday night to discuss his latest project, and the topic turned to Betty White.

"I was in New York at this event, and she was there, and I fanboy'd out and ran up to her and was like, 'Oh, my god, I love you so much! I'm such a fan. Like, the episode when you were tap-dancing was so beautiful. So she laughed and touched my face, and she says, 'Oh, you make me wish I was 40 years younger.'"

Mackie laughed as he recalled the conversation with White. He remarked, "I would do that."

I wanna be Betty White when I grow up! Yaass! Happy early birthday, Queen! I love you!

'Saved by the Bell' star Dustin Diamond is currently hospitalized, receiving treatment for stage 4 cancer. The actor's rep told the media that his condition is "serious," and that he will be in the hospital "for awhile."
"He's undergoing chemo so he will be there at least another week and then we will figure out when he gets to come home. By next week, we'll have a much better understanding of the severity of his condition and what treatments he will need so that he's comfortable."

His rep also told the media that he was "fading in and out, feeling sleepy and tired" when he was admitted to the hospital. Not only did he have a large mass on his throat, he was also diagnosed with Shingles. 

It is being reported that Diamond was 'in talks' to appear on the reboot for 'Saved by the Bell (second season).' Season one of the reboot did mention Screech, saying that he was living on the International Space Station with his robot Kevin.

Regardless of the fact that he was in some shit throughout his life, he is a TV legend. He played Screech Powers from 1989-2000. Screech was the friend we all wish we had. He was brainy, quirky, and loyal to a fault. 
I don't agree with most things Diamond has done in his personal life. However, I respect everything he did on 'Saved by the Bell.'
While I don't know what it's like to have cancer, I know what it's like to have Shingles. That shit is PAINFUL! I had it on my face about 12-13 years ago and it was horrible! It even got into my eye and I lost vision. 

My heart goes out to Dustin Diamond. Fight like hell, sir! 

Jennifer Garner has been America's sweetheart for many years now (over 20 years to be exact). She hasn't broken the law, she's a Democrat, she's relatively wholesome, and she isn't a nightmare to her co-stars. 
Just when you couldn't love her any more, she does this:

Jennifer Garner came across video of a young bikini-clad influencer filming herself dancing in the snow. The video was shared by @influencersinthewild on Instagram. Garner commented on it, saying "First of all, bless her heart. Second, does she need soup? Hot chocolate? Some jeans? I'd like to help a girl out."

The video of the influencer, and Garner's comment, has been viewed well over 1 million times since Wednesday evening. 
Garner's comment was a perfect combination of genuine concern and minor shade. 

Even Jennifer Garner has to be sick of these young influencers. We all are. There is a difference between being a smart influencer, and being an absolute idiot. Smart influencers keep health and safety in mind, along with those that could be watching (there are teens and tweens on social media). Idiots, such as "Pinky with no brain," think pushing the envelope will lead to fame and fortune. Sadly, these types end up dying young. I'm going to give you a spoiler alert about this young girl: She is going to have a horrible cold, possibly pneumonia, within a week. If she doesn't end up in the hospital, she will probably do the same ratchet hoe-bunny dance in the next snowstorm. 
Her parents must be so proud. 

​Anne Hathaway has been in our lives for over 20 years. She gained mainstream recognition with her role as Mia in The Princess Diaries. Since then, she has had a storied career. Anne Hathaway is a household name.

Fast forward to 2021, where she tells the world to "stop calling her 'Anne.'" 
Hathaway recently told Jimmy Fallon that she hates it when people refer to her as 'Anne.' She also said that her mother calls her 'Anne' when she's angry with her, so it gets pretty awkward when people yell her name at red carpet appearances.

So, what does the princess of Genovia want to be called?

Jimmy Fallon asked her the same question, and here is her response:
"Call me Annie! Everybody, everybody, call me Annie - please!"
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Two decades into her career, and NOW she wants everyone to call her 'Annie.' Why didn't she refer to herself as 'Annie' in the first place? 
According to Hathaway, she started going by 'Anne' professionally when she joined SAG as a teenager. She didn't know that her career was going to take off and she would be stuck with that moniker forever.

Listen, I like Anne Hathaway. I think she's a lovely actress, and her humanitarian work is amazing. However, she picked the wrong fucking time to gripe about her name. In the midst of a pandemic is the wrong time. She made herself look like a diva. 
Btw, her name has a net worth of over $60 million. If I was making that kind of money, and people knew me as 'Medusa the cunty queen,' I would own it!

Let this be a lesson to anyone looking to get into acting, and even writing: pick your stage name wisely. You just never know what can happen. If you take off and achieve global fame and fortune, you are stuck with that name for life. You don't want to have any regrets.

​It's about friggin time! Peacock TV has just announced that the all-new "Punky Brewster" will be released on February 25! 
Soleil Moon Frye (Punky) revealed the exciting news on her social media, and fans were PUMPED!

Words cannot even express how excited I am for this reboot. I was a toddler when this show debuted in the 1980s, and I idolized Punky Brewster growing up. I remember begging my mom for Punky Brewster shoes because I wanted to be just like Punky. I even wore my hair in pigtails and I mis-matched my clothes. 

Let's do a happy dance! 
We are just over a month and a half away from being fueled by "Punky Power" once again!

PS- Susie, "Brandon," and George would have been so proud to see this iconic show rebooted. The generation that was brought up watching the original, will now be watching the reboot with their kids. I plan on watching with my son! Man, this is incredible!

The queen of Christmas is feelin some grinchy vibes right about now. Candace Cameron Bure is once again the victim of online criticism. 
Over the holiday weekend, Candace Cameron Bure shared a holiday photo of her family, and many people came after her. 

In the photo, Cameron Bure and her husband Val Bure are cheesin' it for the camera. Her kids, Natasha, Lev, and Maks are staring into various dimensions of space. Many people commented on their empty looks, while others came after Natasha Bure for showing some thigh and shoulder action. In my opinion, newly engaged Lev (sitting down in a black and red sweater) looks like he just saw his fiancée in BDSM attire. 

Anyway, Candace had enough of people roasting her family (which she should be used to by now. She's been in the biz for nearly 36 years). She clapped back with:
"Wow- I post a family photo and you all find everything you don't like about it or can make fun of? Do better than that. Please."
She continued:

Her "after school special" rant was cute. Given that her "children" are all adults now, I'm sure they can stick up for themselves. If not, then they need to unlatch and grow up.
I am quite surprised she had this outburst. I thought she would be the one to "rise above" and not engage. Maybe I shouldn't mention that her ass looks Kardashian-like in this pic. Oops!

Candy-pants needs a protein shake powered by Jesus juice. 

Gwen Stefani truly reintroduces herself in her new video "Let Me Reintroduce Myself." The video dropped New Year's Day, and it did me proud as a long-time fan (keep an eye out for Easter eggs).
Gwen Stefani took bits and pieces of who she is (from the beginning of her career to now), and brought them together. We saw "Don't Speak" Gwen, "Just a Girl" Gwen, "Ex-Girlfriend" Gwen, and more! The video also celebrates her engagement to Blake Shelton, in multiple ways.

I have been a fan of Gwen Stefani for nearly 30 years. I remember listening to No Doubt's self-titled album in 1992, and I fell in love! I loved the ska style, I loved her style! I loved everything about her and No Doubt.
Seeing how she brought her history together was a perfect trip down memory lane. It made me even more proud to be a fan. She may have fame, fortune, and a hot country legend in her life, but she is still "Just A Girl" from Orange County, California. Gwen Stefani is iconic, and this is her best solo work yet! I am living for the cowgirl boots with her iconic polka dot dress (I see that Easter egg)!
This video also shows that she hasn't aged since 1992. Girl, how do you do it?!

Love you Gwen! <3 

Miley Cyrus recently made an appearance on Barstool Sports' radio show, and revealed that she decorates her house with sex toys. 
"I buy them for myself, but I end up using them for interior design. Sex and interior design go actually hand in hand."

She also gave some sage dating advice (and she wasn't mentioning anyone in particular):
"The only time that I ever felt like I was acting in my personal life is in relationships that were no longer working for me. I just encourage people to be logical [about relationships]—don’t drown in emotion, make your fucking list, look at what somebody is contributing and what someone is subtracting from your life, and then make an executive decision. If you’re not happy, get the fuck out."

"I was born to run I don’t belong to anyone, oh no
I don’t need to be loved by you
Fire in my lungs can’t bite the devil on my tongue, oh no
I don’t need to be loved by you" -Midnight Sky

To recap: If you want the trinkets in your home to serve a dual purpose, use sex toys. In addition, don't make any decisions about relationships when you are 'in your feelings.' Be logical. If someone isn't contributing positivity in your life, kick them out!

I love her relationship advice, but I want to add one thing: If you have experienced multiple failed relationships, you might want to consider that you may be the problem. Stay single for a while, work on you, and then get out there. I speak from experience. I'm currently working on me after many failed relationships. It's actually been an incredible experience!
In the meantime, if your feeling horny, grab the thrusting vibrator from the dining room and take care of bidness.