Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from Kanye West. In other news, it's snowing out.

​Extra, extra! Read all about it: Kimye has disbanded! 

​After nearly 7 years of marriage, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially OVER! Kardashian filed the divorce papers on Friday, according to documents obtained by TMZ. 
The two have had a rocky time for the last few years, and they even tried to work out their issues in marriage counseling. I'm pretty sure their marriage counselor is currently looking for therapy after those Kimye sessions. 

The divorce can't be a complete surprise to the world. Would you stay married to a dude that isn't adhering to treatment for bipolar disorder? Would you stay with a dude that posts a video of himself pissing on a Grammy award? Would you stay with a dude that has a Messiah complex? Hell no!
And Kim is no prize either! She portrays herself as the queen bee of the Kar-Jenner clan. 

​She's no queen bee. No one would even know her name, if she hadn't fucked Ray J on camera. Before becoming a porn star, she was Paris Hilton's bitch.

People may not know who I am, but I can say that I have never fucked anyone on camera for some change.

I will be known for my sarcastic and brutally honest brilliance. 

​Thoughts and prayers for the end of their marriage. Thoughts and prayers..

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​Oh, hey Kimmy? Ray J is getting divorced too. Maybe you should get back to what you're good at.

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