As if this year could NOT get any weirder, we have Kanye West and the ideas he impulsively pulls from his ass.
Kanye West decided to run for President (dude is actually named on ballots). He filmed himself pissing on his Grammy award. He received monetary assistance from Republicans to support his campaign, despite being an Independent. He named a Preacher as his running mate. So what else is there to do when you're Kayne West?
Open a Christian school.
Kanye West is steadfast in making America biblical again; so much so, that he created Yeezy Christian Academy. Kanye has been teasing the masses with photos and video of this new school for a few weeks now.
Yesterday, Kanye West dropped a promotional video for YCA:
"Dear future, we still believe in you. We believe in our families. In our future, we will hear. Our future has homes for everyone. Our future has food for everyone. Our future has love. Jesus loves everyone. Let's lead with love. Our future is waiting on us!"
I don't know about you guys, but this video scared TF out of me. I got serious cult vibes from it.
The kids looked like they were possessed, and the message is something I grew up hearing when I was forced into Church. The funny part about what the kids mentioned in the video is, only 1% of all Christians are that type of Christian. 99% of "Christians" are Sunday Christians! They go to Church, raise their hands, love on their neighbor, sing their praises, tout their Bible, and speak in tongues. Then they go home and show their ass for the next 6 days.
These religious schools indoctrinate children with a 1-dimensional perspective. They are told to ignore other ways of thought and being. The moment a child asks a question outside of what they were taught, parents call for an exorcism. This world is massive. Their are people from all walks of life; from every religion, race, color, creed, sexual orientation, etc. How is a child with a 1-dimensional perspective going to make it outside the Church walls? Even Jesus was out there with everyone. He learned, He taught, and He healed. I may not identify as a Christian, but I do know the Bible well. I've read it enough in my life to know the Truth.
Kayne's school is nothing more than an organized brainwashing of innocent children. He needs to stick to music and inane tweets.
#KanyeWest #Yeezy #election2020 #KUWTK #KimKardashianWest
Kim Kardashian West and family broke California's non-essential travel ban for her birthday celebration in Tahiti.
For us normal people (normies), we are ordered to obey the laws of the land. When you are rich like the Kardashians, you can scoff at the rules and live as if the world is your oyster.
In the midst of a global pandemic, The Kar-Jenners loaded onto their private jets and flew to Tahiti to 'turn up' for KKW's 40th birthday extravaganza. This was frowned upon by the state of California, as the state has a non-essential travel ban (the ban has been in effect since early spring).
Who cares about rules that ensure the safety of fellow California citizens? Who cares about a global pandemic? It's Kim Kardashian's birthday! Her husband is running for POTUS! This is what matters most, right? The 8 million people with covid don't matter, and neither do the 233,000 people who have died from the virus. They don't matter to reality TV royalty.
Anyways, the brainless bunch were greeted by 200 of KKW's closest friends in Tahiti, and everyone 'turned up'.... sans masks. Perhaps the theme of this birthday party was inspired by Donald Trump's rallies, which have become super spreader events. Hmmm....
The Kar-Jenners flooded Instagram and Facebook with celebratory photos of the festivities. Usually the Kar-Jenners give guests party favors as a 'thank you' for coming.
I guess Kim Kardashian's party favors included something itchy, and coronavirus.
Law school hasn't raised this chick's IQ much. She's still that same chick that was Paris Hilton's handmaiden, and Ray J's skank.
Kim Kardashian, you suck (but we all knew that).
#KimKardashianWest #covid_19 #coronavirus #KimKardashian #KUWTK
"I definitely feel like I just met my husband."
Clare Crawley became lovestruck as she watched 31-year-old Dale Moss walk toward her. This tall, dark, and handsome specimen was so alluring, he made Clare Crawley weak in the knees. From the very moment he stepped out of that limo, the 39-year-old Bachelorette began to glow from the inside out (honestly, I think it was the disco ball dress, and overpowering bronzer that made her glow).
After the gooey meet-and-greet, Crawley turned to the camera and said: "I knew it. I definitely feel like I just met my husband. I'm shaking."
A stunned Harrison responded: "I've been doing this for a while. You are the first person that stood here and said, 'I just found my husband."
Before Crawley morphed into a puddle of love goo, she said: "I felt it. I just know. I'm 39. Like, you know these things. I know what I want. I know when I feel that feeling."
Of course, social media had some jokes about what just happened.
Some fans questioned whether they knew each other before their televised meeting.
Clare Crawley addressed this concern, and said she researched her suitors while in quarantine. She researched Dale and really loved everything she learned about him.
So, who got the first impression rose?
Do I really have to answer this?
Anyways, with Clare's season starting and ending on night one, fans are looking forward to seeing Tayshia sift through Clare's leftovers.
As for Clare's lust at first sight, when you haven't been around a man for a long time, and a young shiny new toy is handed to you on a platter, of course you're going to fall. Will that translate into a fully committed, life-long marriage? Doubtful. The Bachelor does not have a compelling success rate. There are only a handful of couples that have worked out. Sorry, Clare. Enjoy the young buck though!
Kim Kardashian West on coronavirus pandemic: "Maybe Our Planet Needed a Break." (Really, chick?! Don't go there!)
File this under: "Reality TV stars/ex porn stars who need to get woke."
"Kim Kardashian, Superstar" actress Kim Kardashian recently spoke to Grazia magazine about husband Kayne West's covid diagnosis earlier this year. She told the outlet that she has been trying to find a silver lining in the virus that has killed over 1 million people worldwide.
Objection, your honor. This bitch is crazy as hell! There is no silver lining in a global pandemic that has brought our planet to a standstill, and over 1 million people have died from. There is no silver lining about a virus that has killed over 210,000 fellow Americans. There is no silver lining in a virus that has INFECTED over 7 million people, including the president.
Where's your silver lining, attorney Kardashian West (ya'll, I just threw up in my mouth just typing that)? I guess when you and your husband are worth over a billion dollars, you have the luxury of having the best medical care. Us common folk don't have that luxury. We don't have doctors coming to our homes and caring for us. We have televisits. If a situation is extreme, MAYBE we score an appointment at the doctors office. As for ERs, the wait is 3x as long as it used to be.
Kim Kardashian West said that she respects what's going on in the world. Really, Kim?! Of course you can respect it. You are privileged! Nothing will happen to you or your fortune. Meanwhile, over 100 million people in this world have been forced into extreme poverty because of the coronavirus, according to the UN. There are no numbers for the US because Trump pulled our country OUT of the UN in 2018. I am sure the number of impoverished have increased substantially in the US since the onset of covid.
Unleashing a deadly virus across the globe is NOT how you reset the planet. You reset it by getting rid of the corrupt politicians, and electing those who have a heart, soul, and will work for ALL people. You reset it by being kind to the environment. You reset it by being humble and respectful.
If you think that unleashing coronavirus is the way to reset a planet, you are just as sick and deplorable as Trump.
"Maybe our planet needed a break."
I DARE her to say that to the families of those who have died. "Maybe our planet needed a break, but your loved one had to die in order for that to happen." Girl, bye!
âLadies and gentleman, I give you Matteo Chigvintsev, our new selfie king. On Monday, former wrestler-turned-proud mama broke Instagram with a series of selfies. Both she and baby Matteo cheesed it up for the camera, and the cuteness is about to send everyone into a sweetness coma.
The future Mrs. Chigvintsev captioned the photos "Selfie King & Queen."
Papa Artem is currently competing on 'Dancing With the Stars,' but he took time out from shaking his groove thang to comment on his fiancÃ©e's photo.
He gushed: "Nicole, we have a model baby. That magnum look is everything."
Nikki responded to her future hubby, saying she "could have posted so many more," and that Matteo is "unreal."
Grandma Kathy Colace Laurinaitis also gushed about her new grandson, saying "Love!!!!!!!"
Can you imagine if Nikki Bella had a baby with John Cena? We wouldn't be able to see the kid!
Nikki Bella #DodgedABullet. Artem is a perfect match, and Matteo is Artem's twin!
"Gurl, who dis?" This is a comment I see everyday on Khloe Kardashian's Instagram page. The masses believe Khloe Kardashian is changing her face, a la Game of Thrones style. This rumor was especially lit early in the summer when someone flat out asked her if she changes her face. KoKo was not having all the questions about her daily look. She addressed the those rumors with "From my weekly face transplants clearly." The subsequent comments did not calm down, as people continued to question her use of FaceTune apps.
The rumors reignited on October 2, when she posted a series of thirst trap pics of herself. Her hair was up in pigtails, in the same style as Ariana Grande. KoKo wore a corset and skintight leather pants. Chick looked like she was about to slay some vampires, and then take Xander's virginity (BTVS reference).
..........Slayin aways makes somebody hungry and horny!
While KoKo has the money for face transplant surgery, I highly doubt she'd participate. Those scars are such a bitch to FaceTune.
(note: pic FaceTuned by Unfiltered Perspectives)
Behold the power of an (almost) billionaire thirst trap!
Kylie Jenner, the youngin of the Kar-Jenner Krew, used her rich ASSets to lure unregistered voters to vote.org.
The sex appeal actually worked! According to a spokesperson for vote.org, 48,000 Kylie fans have registered to vote since Monday!
Thirst trap the vote! Don't be a boob! Get your ass out there and vote! It does the body good.
If you're looking for a unique perspective on your favorite reality TV shows, and their stars, you have come to the right place! Your girl, Shauna, will keep you entertained as we obsess together about people we will never meet in real life. Ever. Pour some tea, kids, it's about to get REAL!