âAlright, we got a baby situation!
Mike Sorrentino's wife Lauren shared the happy baby news on Instagram Tuesday afternoon. Mama-to-be Lauren wrote the happy news in flour on their kitchen table.
âI'm so excited for them. Mike Sorrentino has grown so much in the last few years. He's overcome every obstacle in his way, and this will make him a phenomenal father. He is ready for this, and so is Lauren!
Congrats to the Sorrentino family!
I just had a thought: Wouldn't it be crazy if all the kids of the cast members got a shore house when they enter their 20s, and MTV filmed it? "Jersey Shore: The Next Generation."
God help us, LOL!
#JerseyShore #MikeSorrentino #LaurenSorrentino #TheSituation #babysituation #MTV
He's coming to the east coast! Khloe's baby daddy and NBA star Tristan Thompson just signed a $19 million deal to play for the Boston Celtics. The deal is for two years. The news was broken by Klutch Sports CEO, Rich Paul.
As we all know, Thompson spent the first 9 seasons of his basketball career with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
When he wasn't dunking balls in a net, he was playing ball in Khloe Kardashian's bedroom (and Larsa Pippen's bedroom, and Jordyn Woods' bedroom..to name a few).
Tristan has bagged every chick on the west coast. Now he has millions of east coast chicks anxiously awaiting his arrival.
He's comin ladies! In more ways than one!
If Khloe thinks that Tristan will remain faithful on the east coast, she's got another thing coming. Dude couldn't keep it in his pants if you paid him to.
Cue another cheating scandal in 3...2...1....
#KUWTK #TristanThompson #KhloeKardashian #sports #basketball
Now THIS is a reality TV crossover I did not see coming! Kourtney Kardashian's ex Scott Disick is rumored to be hooking up with RHOBH star Lisa Rinna's 19-year-old daughter Amelia Hamlin. The twosome were photographed getting super cozy on the beach together. The pics, obtained by TMZ, show Disick wearing a dark shirt and shorts, with his arm around a bikini-clad Amelia Hamlin. Hamlin's skimpy bikini left little to the imagination, and she gave zero fucks.
Sources close to Disick say that he isn't looking for a serious relationship right now, and they are just having fun. What kind of fun can they have if she can't even drink yet? They renting out a Chuck E Cheese or some shit?
What does a 30-something year old guy do with a teenage girl, besides sex? What do they even talk about? It's not like you can ask her where she was during the Challenger tragedy in '86. It's not like you can ask her where she was when news of Kurt Cobain's death broke out. She wasn't alive during the Oklahoma City bombing, She was a freaking newborn when 9/11 happened. What do you talk about with a teenager? Peppa Pig? Billie Eillish? Jojo Siwa?
Scott Disick dated Kourtney Kardashian from 2005-2016. He then moved onto Sofia Richie (daughter of Lionel Richie). They dated for a little while, until she became too old for him. As we all know, there was quite the controversy when Disick started dating Richie when she was 19. They broke up when she entered her 20s.
Disick has a pattern. He recruits the barely legal hotties, dates them for a few years, and graduates them from the "University of 30-Something Cock."
Dude is trying WAY TOO HARD to steal Leonardo DiCaprio's swag, or what's left of it.
Fun fact: Amelia Hamlin is closer in age to Scott Disick's 10-year-old son, Mason.
As expected, social media had thoughts about this pairing:
Khloe Kardashian won Reality Star of 2020 at the People's Choice Awards, and all people are talking about is her new face.
Khameleon Kardashian was unrecognizable in her acceptance speech video, as her nose and chin were pointier than usual.
This isn't the first time she has been accused of "changing" her face. It's been an ongoing topic for most of the year.
Her acceptance videos on Twitter received rather interesting reactions
Here's how I feel about it: Khloe was much prettier before fame changed her. As far as her current facial lewk, she definitely had work done.
She totally had a nose job, and her chin implant reminds me of Vicki Gunvalson's unfortunate botched job.
Her chin looks like it tore up Tristan's face and inner thighs last night.
KoKo, my can opener broke, can I borrow your chin for a hot minute?
That thing should be registered as a dangerous weapon. Dafuq?!
âIn a desperate attempt to stay relevant, 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' housefly, Dana Wilkey, has decided to throw shade at current RHOBH star Erika Jayne. As we all know, Erika Jayne is divorcing Tom Girardi.
Dana, being the thirsty chick she is, has decided to spill some rather compelling tea. She posted a video on November 4th, detailing her "intel:"
âIs she trying to be Anonymous with that outfit? Where are her $25,000 sunglasses? Did she sell them in order to fund her 'burn book' podcast?
Adding fuel to the fire, Dana posted an exchange between herself and a person who held ALL.THE.TEA. about Erika. The person even NAMED the supposed new man in Erika Jayne's life.
âThis Dana chick is sooo reaching, she is also spreading rumors that Brandi Glanville had sex with Kim Richards! Where the fuck did THAT come from?! Where are your receipts?
Oh how the mighty have fallen, Dana. You failed at being besties with Kyle and Kim. You failed at trying to fit in with the other 'Housewives' stars. Now, you're the reigning Queen of excessive thirst.
By the way, IF Erika Jayne is seeing someone, it's none of your business. Maybe if you paid more attention to your own life, you'd actually HAVE ONE.
Wanna know the real reason why you weren't a main cast member? Because you're boring.
These are the Days of Our Lives.
Once again, the Khloe/Tristan saga has reached familiar territory. More tea has been spilled about community dick (Tristan)'s messy double life, and now Khloe is in her feelings. She has unfollowed Tristan from social media. In turn, Tristan unfollowed Khloe from Instagram. These damn kids and their "unfollowings!" Pfft!
The drama surrounding Tristan's previous relationship with Larsa Pippin may have prompted Khloe to unfollow her on/off/on boo.
Tristan and Khloe decided to give their relationship another try earlier this year, and sources said that things were "better than ever."
Guess not! I hate being right.
Khloe. Darling. Cheaters never change. He tricked you into taking him back because you are easy to manipulate. He can get away with so much with you.
The moment you take the blinders off and see your true worth, he will stop cheating. Either he will wise up and try to get on your level, or he will bounce and find another chick to manipulate.
You are young, Khloe. Get your self-esteem and get your life! You don't need him! Just co-parent and that's it.
I really hope it's over for good. Their whole relationship is giving me whiplash!
#KUWTK #KhloeKardashian #TristanThompson #LarsaPippen
Larsa Pippin spilled a massive amount of tea yesterday, and it involved her good (well not-so-good) friends: the Kardashians.
Apparently, Larsa Pippen was dating Tristan Thompson just before he hooked up with Khloe. He dumped her 10 days after she introduced him to the Kar-Jenner women.
Larsa dished about her brief relationship with Tristan:
"I was seeing him, I had him come to L.A. I brought him to a party Kim had. I introduced him to all of them. Then a week later, or 10 days later, he started seeing Khloé. Which is fine, I don't even care. It's whatever. I'm the type of person that doesn't chase what's not for me. I will never chase a man; I will never put a leash on a man. I don't do that. I feel like, let you be great. If you want to be with other people, go ahead. I'm great by myself."
Earlier this year, the entire Kar-Jenner clan unfollowed/unfriended her, basically ostracizing Pippen to the same island as Jordyn Woods. The Kar-Jenners now see her in the same light as Jordyn, despite the fact that Larsa had the Kar-Jenner's back and said all kinds of shit about Jordyn Woods during that whole Khloe/Tristan/Jordyn drama (because putting the blame where it belongs - on Tristan - is not something a Kar-Jenner does. It's always the chick's fault. Guys, this is why I am not friends with a lot of females. Too much catty shit).
Larsa, now you know a snippet of what Jordyn felt like a few years ago. It's not nice to be on the outskirts of Reality TV's most powerful family. They can make or break you...just ask Jordyn.
Speaking of Jordyn, she threw shade at Larsa's piping hot tea spillage:
Jordyn, we all need clarification. Hopefully Larsa's truth serum hasn't rubbed off yet. Maybe she will provide more tea in the coming days.
But wait, there's more! Larsa accused Kanye of brainwashing Kim Kardashian West, and the rest of the family!
"I blocked him on my phone. Obviously, that really upset him. So, he turned that into, 'Oh, she's this and she’s that.' [The Kardashians] all started to ride his wave. If you’re that easily swayed, like the wind, then do I really give a f**k? Should I give a f**k? I don't know. Was I hurt by it? Yes. But at the same time, I'm like, I've done nothing. I've never done one thing. I've been the most honest and truthful best friend to all of them."
I guess Tristan likes to keep it in (and around) the Kardashian-Jenner family. He's a messy cheat! I'm going to call it now: Tris will make a play for Kylie's new friend Stassie in the next year (yes, I know she's with Noah. However, Tristan doesn't know anything about boundaries. Check his resume).
As for the Kar-Jenner's, they aren't giving this tea spillage the time of day. According to sources, they are through with Larsa.
They also say that Khloe and Tristan are in a great place, as well as Kim and Kanye (stop laughing! The source is totally serious...).
#KUWTK #KhloeKardashian #TristanThompson #KimKardashianWest #KanyeWest #LarsaPippen #JordynWoods
On a day when we need good news the most, Erika Girardi breaks the news that she has filed for divorce from Tom Girardi after 21 years of marriage.
"After much consideration, I have decided to end my marriage to Tom Girardi. This is not a step taken lightly or easily. I have great love and respect for Tom and for our years and the lives we built together. It is my absolute wish to proceed through this process with respect and with the privacy that both Tom and I deserved. I request others give us that privacy as well."
The 49-year-old entertainer met Tom Girardi when she was a cocktail waitress in Los Angeles. After a year of being friends, he asked her out. In 1999, they got married in the same restaurant where they first met.
Their May/December relationship was naturally criticized, and it was even criticized during Erika Girardi's first season on 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.' When everyone began to see the chemistry between Tom and Erika, the criticism vanished. Despite the massive age difference, they oddly worked! I liked them together.
As a fan of Erika Jayne's I am saddened by this news. I want to extend my prayers to both Erika and Tom during this incredibly rough time in their lives.
As if this year could NOT get any weirder, we have Kanye West and the ideas he impulsively pulls from his ass.
Kanye West decided to run for President (dude is actually named on ballots). He filmed himself pissing on his Grammy award. He received monetary assistance from Republicans to support his campaign, despite being an Independent. He named a Preacher as his running mate. So what else is there to do when you're Kayne West?
Open a Christian school.
Kanye West is steadfast in making America biblical again; so much so, that he created Yeezy Christian Academy. Kanye has been teasing the masses with photos and video of this new school for a few weeks now.
Yesterday, Kanye West dropped a promotional video for YCA:
"Dear future, we still believe in you. We believe in our families. In our future, we will hear. Our future has homes for everyone. Our future has food for everyone. Our future has love. Jesus loves everyone. Let's lead with love. Our future is waiting on us!"
I don't know about you guys, but this video scared TF out of me. I got serious cult vibes from it.
The kids looked like they were possessed, and the message is something I grew up hearing when I was forced into Church. The funny part about what the kids mentioned in the video is, only 1% of all Christians are that type of Christian. 99% of "Christians" are Sunday Christians! They go to Church, raise their hands, love on their neighbor, sing their praises, tout their Bible, and speak in tongues. Then they go home and show their ass for the next 6 days.
These religious schools indoctrinate children with a 1-dimensional perspective. They are told to ignore other ways of thought and being. The moment a child asks a question outside of what they were taught, parents call for an exorcism. This world is massive. Their are people from all walks of life; from every religion, race, color, creed, sexual orientation, etc. How is a child with a 1-dimensional perspective going to make it outside the Church walls? Even Jesus was out there with everyone. He learned, He taught, and He healed. I may not identify as a Christian, but I do know the Bible well. I've read it enough in my life to know the Truth.
Kayne's school is nothing more than an organized brainwashing of innocent children. He needs to stick to music and inane tweets.
#KanyeWest #Yeezy #election2020 #KUWTK #KimKardashianWest
Kim Kardashian West and family broke California's non-essential travel ban for her birthday celebration in Tahiti.
For us normal people (normies), we are ordered to obey the laws of the land. When you are rich like the Kardashians, you can scoff at the rules and live as if the world is your oyster.
In the midst of a global pandemic, The Kar-Jenners loaded onto their private jets and flew to Tahiti to 'turn up' for KKW's 40th birthday extravaganza. This was frowned upon by the state of California, as the state has a non-essential travel ban (the ban has been in effect since early spring).
Who cares about rules that ensure the safety of fellow California citizens? Who cares about a global pandemic? It's Kim Kardashian's birthday! Her husband is running for POTUS! This is what matters most, right? The 8 million people with covid don't matter, and neither do the 233,000 people who have died from the virus. They don't matter to reality TV royalty.
Anyways, the brainless bunch were greeted by 200 of KKW's closest friends in Tahiti, and everyone 'turned up'.... sans masks. Perhaps the theme of this birthday party was inspired by Donald Trump's rallies, which have become super spreader events. Hmmm....
The Kar-Jenners flooded Instagram and Facebook with celebratory photos of the festivities. Usually the Kar-Jenners give guests party favors as a 'thank you' for coming.
I guess Kim Kardashian's party favors included something itchy, and coronavirus.
Law school hasn't raised this chick's IQ much. She's still that same chick that was Paris Hilton's handmaiden, and Ray J's skank.
Kim Kardashian, you suck (but we all knew that).
#KimKardashianWest #covid_19 #coronavirus #KimKardashian #KUWTK
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