Ya'll, I've face-palmed so much while watching this guy, I may have a concussion.
A 23-year-old surfer from Hawaii named Lou Dawg was called to audition for Katy Perry, Lionel Richie, and Luke Bryan.
Before he even began to song, mama-to-be Katy Perry called Dawg out for not knowing who any of the judges are. She challenged Dawg to name a song from any of the 3 judges. He said "Cry Me a River," (because he thought Luke Bryan was Justin Timberlake). Luke Bryan was both flattered and amused at the comparison. Dawg knew who Katy Perry was, but could not name a song of hers. Actually, he thought she sang "Chandelier (the rest of the world knows that song was sung by Sia)." Then they moved to the legendary Lionel Richie. Dawg did NOT know who Lionel Richie was. Richie stormed off the stage for a moment, said he has been in the industry for 243 years, and then re-joined the rest of the judges. Dawg, bless his heart, asked him if he did Wheel of Fortune (FML). Richie turned his chair away in shock, while Bryan laughed his ass off. Dawg even called him Pat!!
Dawg performed an original song, where he sounded a lot like Jack Johnson. The judges didn't take him seriously and sent him packin'! The judges dubbed him a "Dreamboat."
Not every surfer Dawg has their day. Hang ten, bro!
That audition is going to haunt my dreams. And it's not because he's a "Dreamboat."
My advice to Mr. Dawg is to put down the crackpipe, and brush up on some pop culture. k thanks!
Oh, and Dawg, Alibris has a ton of books and music so you can get to know the 3 singers you baffled on live TV! Link is below! #YoureWelcome
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