Our gal Hannah B cannot catch a break! After 2 unsuccessful attempts at finding love on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette, she is now wait-listed on the exclusive dating app of the stars, Raya.
Turns out, she has been wait-listed FOR MONTHS. She has been beaten out by the likes of Demi Lovato, Ben Affleck, Kelly Osbourne, Channing Tatum, and Sharon Stone. Hannah is so FED UP with waiting, she joked about going over to ChristianMingle (ya'll, I got some thoughts about ChristianMingle. The guys on there aren't so Christian). Hannah B was all, like, "ChristianMingle, here I come!"
The Public Relations Manager for ChristianMingle actually OFFERED Hannah a complimentary premium membership. Sophie Watson commented:
"We don't do waiting lists — we are accepting of all singles on Christian Mingle. Anyone with faith for Jesus in their heart is welcome here."
Raya, Hannah is a celebrity. She is the bubbly southern sweetheart of Bachelor Nation. She won the mirrorball trophy on DWTS. She has a huge social media following. Let her on!! Don't let her get sucked into ChristianMingle. ChristianMingle is a cesspool of snakes with bigger freak numbers than Ron Jeremy and Tommy Lee.
I'm a Christian, and I went on ChristianMingle over a year ago. I was looking for a good Christian guy (still am). Unfortunately, I didn't find too many Christian dudes. All I found were dudes who asked me if I spit or swallow, and if I was into anal. The guys on ChristianMingle make the dudes on HotOrNot look like prudes (HotOrNot dudes can be pretty gross, personality-wise. I know from personal experience. My ex is on there, cheating on his current girlfriend)!
Hannah, honey, whatever you do, stay away from ChristianMingle. Actually, stay away from HotOrNot too. Maybe try FarmersOnly. Is that still around? Farmer guys can be hot...
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