It's been over 9 months since we were told we needed to wear face masks. Many of us have bitched about the masks (some of you continue to bitch about them). Well, quit your bitchin and smell the bacon!
While Trump is failing at making America great, Hormel has succeeded at making face masks great. They just unveiled a mask that is scented with bacon! According to their website, "Hormel Black Label Breathable Bacon is bacon-scented for an irresistibly breathable, heavenly aroma that you can keep all to yourself."
Now, before you call out of work to buy one, there is something you should know. The masks aren't available for purchase. Those who are interested in a mask have to register in order to WIN a mask.
I know, I got your hopes up for nothing. However, it is worth signing up for this contest. For every contest entry, Hormel is donating a meal to 'Feeding America.'
You can enter here. You have until October 28. A winner will be drawn November 4th.
No matter who wins the election, someone in this world will be walking around smelling bacon for the rest of their life. Lucky bastard.