If something were to happen to our planet, we can rest easy knowing that Nabisco's Oreo cookies will be kept safe.
Following this summer's news about a potential asteroid impact around Election Day, Nabisco constructed a concrete bunker to protect both the cookies and the secret recipe.
If you happen to survive an asteroid impact, and you need comfort food, Oreo cookies will be waiting for you in Svalbard, Norway. Make sure you bundle up. The warmest it gets there is 40 degrees.
Now we need a bunker for tacos, wine, hard liquor, milk, chicken nuggets (for the kids), nachos, pizza, pasta, coffee, and all breakfast food. Aw hell, lets just put a mall food court in a bunker.
On a side note: the asteroid was expected to hit today. Don't fret my pets, if it were to hit earth, the ice cream truck-sized space rock would burn up in our atmosphere.
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