Not only are humans completely over the shenanigans of 2020, our feathered friends are also over it.
Five parrots at Lincolnshire Wildlife Centre had to be separated because they couldn't stop cussing at visitors and staff! In fact, these birds ENCOURAGED one another to swear at visitors. Billy, Eric, Tyson, Jade, and Elsie were moved out of the outdoor aviary when all 5 of them told staff and visitors to "fuck off." Not only that, one bird told a human enemy that he was a "fat twat."
These feathery things were really comin hard at these humans! When you have a squad of birds coming at you, all hell will break loose. I'm willing to bet that the fabulous 5's favorite movie is "The Birds. "
Guys, I tried to look for video of these birds cussing TF out of people, but there are none. I even went to the zoo's social media and all they have are some of their 200 parrots singing Opera, and BeyoncÃ© (shared below).
To quench your thirst for birds speaking provocatively, I have added a compilation of potty-mouthed birds.
Man, I need some of these birds when telemarketers, my ex, and Jehovah Witnesses ruin my flow!